User blog:Techieberry38/A day in the life of Vocaloid Precure: Hatsune Miku's typical day

Have you ever wondered what the life of Vocaloids, or the Vocaloid characters in Vocaloid Precure is like? Wonder no longer! Miku has offered to share a typical day, in the middle of the season! Shall we begin?

Part 1: Morning(7:45-11:30)
Interviewer Bob: So, please tell us about the day.

Miku: Ok, so....I wake up in my comfy little Sleep Capsule. Usually I-

Interviewer Bob: W-what the heck is a Sleep Capsule?

Miku: Ah, you guys are so great, but so undeveloped....A Sleep Capsule is like a bed in a little clear plastic shell. You get one based on your height, and if your feet start to get squished, time to get a new one! There is a lid on top, which you close and it traps heat, so if your blanket happens to roll up and not cover you, you stay warm. A thermostat controls the temperature. You have a shelf for a cup of water, and the same old pillows and blankets, as well as a stuffed animal if you have one. Anyways, I usually forget to open the lid and float out, so I hit my head very often. It doesn't hurt much more than hitting your head on a wooden table. After that, I sip a cup of KaraKira ToothWash, which is the power of toothpaste and mouthwash combined in a single drink that you gurgle. They make specific toothwashes for people flavoured in their favourite food. My favourite food is a leek, so veggies to clean your mouth. Cool right? At this point there's no gravity, so I press a button to turn on the artificial gravity. It's low down to the ground, so that I don't suddenly fall and break something. After that, I go get some breakfast at the Crispy n' Crunchy Breakfast Joint. I order bacon with waffles and syrup. After that tasty thing, it's time for school!

Interviewer Bob: Is school any different from school here?

Miku: Not really. Mostly the same, except that you need to use a pin code to enter. Security's very strict. Like you guys, we have math, science, Japanese, history....Same old subjects, and a boring teacher. I don't feel like talking about school, but after that, we go out for lunch.

Interviewer Bob: Interesting, really.

Part 2: Afternoon(11:30-5:00)
Miku: I like to go the Saki Stand, a small joint where my good mentor and friend, Gumi, works. Can you even guess how good sushi tastes when you dip it in Coca-Cola? It's amazing! Two cuisines are better than one. Oh yeah, and I like to meet up with my best friend, Kagamine Rin. We eat lunch together, and then it's back to class. We're in different classes. School ends at 3, which sends us home to our living quarters. I like to eat a few Leek Pretzis(leek flavoured pretzels) and then work on homework. They increased homework. It sucks.

Interviewer Bob: I see. Well, more up. Here's a commercial break!

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