Thread:Miss Grande/@comment-5284898-20130630114041/@comment-5255288-20130824222540

Okay! So how about the one where I prevented the epitome of lust from plunging the girls at my future high school(Yes! The future!) into getting horribly violated(Nothing too inaproppiate) by some hot football team captain? Here's how it goes:

It's just a normal school day, first year, and I'm getting books from my locker when my friend, who is named Jessie, tells me about the super hot football team captain. She says that she, like every other girl in the school(excluding me, because I'm still new) has a crush on him, and that his name is Sam Venomania and he has purple hair. Sam walks by and invites us to his Saturday party, in which Jessie becomes totally charmed. I'm not charmed, because the Evillious Chronicles by the amazingly creative Mothy taught me everything when I was still 10. After freaking out in my mind, at home, I asked my parents if I could go to the party. Everyone, including my parents, are totally oblivious to the fact there are Deadly Sins running amok, so I was allowed to go. At the party, normal things like dancing happened, but sooner, the music was stopped, and the girls lined up single file to get their lips kissed, their butts poked(pants on!) and a million hugs. I got myself in the middle of the line, and when it was my turn, I gave Sam a huge slap in the face, and I called 911. The girls snapped out of their charm, went home, whereas Sam was sent to Juvie and I became a hero. The funny thing is that there was no trace of a Vessel of Sin, but what exactly are those purple roses in that vase....?