Thread:Curenatsuki/@comment-5255288-20130416224402/@comment-5284898-20130425081957

Kanade means "play", as in "play music" I think.

What is ANZAC??? Wow, really?

And you know? Today this author of picture books came to our school. She (Ms Edwards) told stories about her childhood. And one of them was really funny! Okay, so here it is......

Once in her childhood, she had a very nice doll. It had beautiful golden hair and it was her favorite doll. Her (older) sister liked teasing her, and once when her older sister was teasing her, Ms Edwards got so angry she grabbed her doll by her HAIR and swung it around, and threw it at her sister! She ended up pulling the hair off her doll! And her sister ducked, so the doll flew right into the wall and her head came off! So she was stuck with a bald, headless doll! And the next day their class had to sing a song about their dolls WITH THEIR DOLLS at a concert in their school. So Ms Edwards had to stand up on stage with a headless and hairless doll in her hands. She was pressing the hair and head on the doll while she sang. And the song's lyrics was something like this: "I love my dollie, and my dollie loves me too.... I cradle her to sleep gently...." Just as she sang "I cradle her to sleep gently", her dolls' head fell off and rolled on the stage!!!!!!!!!

She said she told this story to the kindergarteners of our school and there was one little girl who looked very confused and scared while she told it. At the end the girl asked: "Ms Edwards? Was you mommy very angry when you made your sister's head come off?"

I was seriously ROFL-ing!!!!!!!!!!!!