Sparkly Pretty Cure!

Sparkly Pretty Cure! (スパクリプリキュア！Supakuripurikyua!), not to be confused with KiraKira☆Pretty Cure A La Mode, is a burlesque magical girl parody of the Pretty Cure series produced by Naturall and is the fifth installment of Nina Atsuiaka's Pretty Cure series. It is scheduled to air on February 2nd, 2020, succeeding Chojo Gensho Pretty Cure! in its initial timeslot. It has themes of sparkles, glitter, love, pink, beauty, *cough* money *cough*, and the power of love.

Story
The Evil Queen Jaakuna is taking away everybody's Sparkly Happiness away. She's a total scrub. So the young Iraira and her caretaker Dream Boy are sent to the town of Ichimachi to find the Legendary Mythical Pretty Cure.

Pretty Cure

 * Momokira Kana (モモキラカナ Momokirakana) - Kana is super clumsy but she has big dreams. She wants to go to America and become a fly girl or something similar. She gets bullied for no reason and has a big crush on Dream Boy. Her alter ego is Cure Alpha and her color is pink.
 * Aoyama Fumiko (青山史子 Aoyama Fumiko) - Fumiko is the student council president in Ichimachi Middle School. Extremely talented, extremely smart, and somehow has a better bod than everyone else. Being extremely shy, she is extremely awkward, and her sounds are extremely quirky. Her alter ego is Cure Birds and her color is blue.
 * Kikuchi Hanami (菊池花美 Kikuchi Hanami) - Hanami is the most popular girl in Ichimachi. The creme a la creme. She is known for her nice behavior and her curly blonde hair. She would always make a pretty face whenever she could and her dad is best friends with God. However, on the inside, she has thoughts about suicide. But enough about that. Her alter ego is Cure Shimmer and her color is yellow. The ultimate winner.
 * Murata Mari (村田真理 Murata Mari) - Mari is the delinquent of the team. The lone wolf who has more issues than Shadow the Hedgehog. The most feared Pretty Cure in all of the land. She was a Pretty Cure way longer than those buffoons. Used to work alone, now she works with a team. Her alter ego is Cure Twilight and her color is purple.
 * Tanaka Ayaka (田中彩香 Tanaka Ayaka) - Ayaka is the one who likes boy things. She is the captain of the football team. She is boy crazy and likes every boy who isn't Dream Boy or a scrub. She likes to play with fire, too. Her alter ego is Cure Pheonix and her color is red.
 * Shiroma Hanako (城間花子 Shiroma Hanako) - Hanako is the sixth cure. She is nicer and more popular than Hanami. Prettier than Fumiko. More mysterious than Mari or the mystery villain. More active than Ayaka. But most importantly, her merch makes more money than what Kana can imagine. Her alter ego is Cure Spectrum and her color is either white or rainbow but everybody just stuck with white until the finale when she becomes Autism Spectrum, a rainbow-themed character.

Mascots

 * Iraira (イライラ Iraira) - A little pupper that is also a little baby brat that never shares, always cries, and they spat on your mother's grave after she watched you bury her. Belongs to Kana. Turns out her human form was Cure Menace before she broke time and space.
 * Lucy Lou (ルーシー・ルー Rūshī rū) - A humanoid fairy that belongs to Hanako. Irrelevant but somehow cuter than Iraira.
 * Dream Boy (ゆめボイ Yume Boi) - He looks like a horse as a fairy but he's actually a really hot boy with a cape and a crown. But don't look a gift horse in the mouth, he's got braces!

Happy Sunshine Land

 * Queen Kitty (クイーンキティ Kuīnkiti) - Kitty is the queen of all that's good and never bad. She hates bad so much that she banned all scrubs. Mother of Dream Boy and supposed mother of Hanako.

Scrub Kingdom

 * Jaakuna (邪悪な Jaakuna) - Queen of all that's bad and never good. This is why she is white. SATAN'S WIFE.
 * Yokunai (良くない Yokunai) - The monster of the week. It's usually not good things. It could be people, soap, sponges, clothes, terror dogs, almost anything. Only simple attacks can defeat them. "Big attacks can destroy more than just the monster... (" - Hanami
 * Mattaku Yokunai (まったく良くない Mattaku Yokunai) - The monster of the week mid-series. It could be bigger things. The Whitehouse, a proton pack, a tiger, your dignity (probably), Mike Wazowski, everything else.

Big People
Not all of these people are big, they just have things that stand out about them. They get high a lot.
 * Big Eater (大食い Ōkui) - Comic relief. We don't want a serious big character.
 * Big Breasts (巨乳 Kyonyū) - The straight man. Or should I say WOMAN!?
 * Big Ego (大きな自我 Ōkina jiga) - The one who is designed the best and he's really mean.

Replacement Team
They're just here to replace the Big People. Both of them can't last 1 season.
 * Evil Peter Parker (悪ピーターパーカー Aku pītāpākā) - He's an evil version of Peter Parker from Harmony Stars. He spits out more 90's slang than Kana or Queen Kitty would like to admit. True antagonist of Ichimachi and therefore Sparkly Pretty Cure!.
 * April Peach (エイプリルピーチ Eipurirupīchi) - An exposition dump. Probably gonna be a good guy.
 * Black Tortoise (黒亀 Kurogame) - The evilist turtle of all turtles. Turtle turtle squirtle. He made a robot but then he died.
 * Mr. Roboto (ミスターロボット Misutārobotto) - Based off of a Styx song of the same name, Mr. Roboto is the robot that Black Tortoise made but then was stolen by Evil Peter Parker after he heard about the death of Black Tortoise.

Locations

 * Ichimachi
 * Happy Sunshine Land
 * Scrub Kingdom
 * Black Tortoise's Place

Spoiler Stuff

 * It is common to break the fourth wall, but only Hanami, Kitty, and Peter break it intentionally.


 * In the end, Mari blows up, killing herself, Fumiko, Ayaka, Hanako, Lucy Lou, Jaakuna, April, and the Big People. This leaves Kana, Hanami, and Peter to quit fighting and becoming normal people. Iraira is left to die.

Trivia

 * The series is mostly based off of Generic Pretty Cure by Generic Toei.
 * The series, depsite what it seems, is not for kids.